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Tuesday, March 31st-Question: Nearly 20% of Americans have called in sick after waking up and realizing this. What? Answer: They were out of coffee!
Monday, March 30th-Question: No question today! Answer:
Friday, March 27th-Question: Studies show that next to money issues, the second leading cause of marriage issues is what? Answer: Housework!
Thursday, March 26th-Question: According to a recent survey of wait staff, this is the rudest thing a customer can do. What? Answer: Snap their fingers to get the servers attention!
Wednesday, March 25th-Question: In 1920, the US Postal Service said you could no longer send these parcel post. What could you no longer mail? Answer: Children!
Tuesday, March 24th-Question: In a recent survey, this was the #1 food product that people name their dog after. What? Answer: Oreo!
Monday, March 23rd-Question: 87% of women do this with their man, even though they don't like it. What? Answer: Watch sports on TV with them!
Friday, March 20th-Question: This will happen to 18% of drivers today, what is it? Answer: Their low fuel light comes on!
Thursday, March 19th-Question: In a sign of the times, the number of these has dropped 27% in the past year. What? Answer: Credit card offers!
Wednesday, March 18th-Question: 15% of us do this at least once a week. What? Answer: Show up late!
Tuesday, March 17th-Question: Lucky Charms have changed the marshmallows in their cereal many times over the years. What is the only Lucky Charm marshmallow (color and shape) that has been the same since the beginning? Answer: Pink hearts!
Monday, March 16th-Question: According to Accountemps.com, what is the most productive work day of the week? Answer: Tuesday!
Friday, March 13th-Question: It's almost wedding season. About 10% of brides have this in common. What is it? Answer: She is paying for the wedding!
Thursday, March 12th-Question: The number of these dropped by 9.5 million in 2008. What? Answer: mailed letters!
Wednesday, March 11th-Question: Women say this is the most common "fashion crime" they see men commit. What is it? Answer: Wearing pants too short!
Tuesday, March 10th-Question: If you use one of these, you'll probably use it 81 times this year. What is it? Answer: An ATM!
Monday, March 9th-Question: According to a recent survey, what is the most trusted grocery brand? Answer: Kraft!
Friday, March 6th-Question: According to Pendulum.com, 10% of adults admit to doing this while shopping. Shame on you. What? Answer: Switching the price tags to pay less!
Thursday, March 5th-Question: 85% of Americans do this at least once a day, everyday. What is it? Answer: Talk about the weather!
Wednesday, March 4th-Question: Studies show women use these more than men do. You might have used one yesterday. What is it? Answer: An Umbrella!
Tuesday, March 3rd-Question: Most people asked, admit to doing this at home, but only half say they do it at the office. What? Answer: Recycle!
Monday, March 2nd-Question: A recent survey asked if you could hypnotize your spouse to do anything-what would it be? The number one answer was clean the house. What was number two? Answer: Give a massage!
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